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Van Helsing would have been an awesome dollar movie. It was laughably bad; I was smiling when I left, but only because it was so ridiculous. For example, here's an exchange my brother Eddy and I had when describing the movie to our mom

Me: "The worst part of the movie--"
Eddy: "You mean there's one part you can single out?"

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So the husband and I celebrated our 11th month wedding anniversary this month, and as things had been a little rough for us this week, we decided to go on a date. We'd not been out alone together on a "date date" for a while, so what better way to reconnect and rediscover your love for another by enjoying mutilated bodies, naked Angelina Jolie, and Taco Bell!!

One of these three things was awesome. I'm going to let you guess which one.

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So I finally got to do what I've always dreamed of doing.

I attended a star-studded Hollywood Movie Premiere.

Granted, it was in Columbus, OH. And the premiere was only bedazzled by two marginally famous actors and many local news talents. And it reeked of frying animal flesh. However, there was a red carpet and a limo and a very long wait in line and it took me until next morning but I finally figured out how tangentally I met Kevin Bacon in under six degrees. I had an awesome time.

I did not, however, get a free t-shirt.

I figure what with having so many opinions about film that I should get off my ass and make my own. So last night at dinner, the Husband, Giga, Nala and I came up with an Idea that I'm ready to run with. Keep in mind, if you're a Famous Hollywood Director or Action Star and want to do this, you have to give me a cut of the profits, and I want my own action figure. And a novel tie-in by Star Wars/X-Files/Dune hack Kevin J. Anderson. And collectible trading cards. And Jeff Goldblum reading the Audio Adaptation for Young Readers.

When you hear this sound (*ding*) turn the page.

And now...FLUSH POINT