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I think I'm getting old. Shit blowing up just isn't doing it for me like it once did. I think, though, that it's more the fault of RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE than any real problem with me. This movie has bad SciFi Channel Piece of Crap Starring Lou Diamond Phillips and Lori Petty written all over it.
Oh, wait, that movie's been made already. It was called ROUTE 666.
Computers are supposed to kick ass. And by kick ass I mean make life easier by taking care of multiple complicated tasks that we busy humans can no longer be bothered with, like math and going out to buy porn. Computers are not supposed to suck; they are so smart, they should be able to take care of themselves with little or no help. But unfortunately they can't and that is why we have to have IT guys.
Computers are like cars: they kick ass and I totally wish I knew more about them than I do. I can drive; I can surf the internet. When I want more oil I have to go to a mechanic. When I want wireless for my fifty-year-old hand-me-down iMac, I have to ask The Husband over and over, "What's an AirCard? What's an AirCard? Can I use my computer at the coffee shop? HUH?" And it means I spend more time at www.microcenter.com looking at book bags than reading about networking solutions.
Can you read this: *@&@&$%^!@)&)(*@(&# #^(#&(!& # ^#(&^!@O& @(%#%*^ @(&#(& #(&? That was a very complicated disseration on networking solutions. It makes no sense to me, either. I hate being computer illiterate. Computers suck ass.
And I thought I would never say this, but computers were the problem with SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW.
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Let me begin by saying that SHAUN OF THE DEAD is the greatest movie ever made. Then I would like to continue by saying it's at least the greatest movie I've seen all year. And in conclusion, SHAUN OF THE DEAD IS THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE.
Here's why...
You might be hooked on a tv show when...
You're already hanging out on message boards looking for spoilers, and it's only the second episode.
Or you may be lame. One or the other.
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