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interlude--WHY IS EBAY LIKE CRACK?

So I'm going after more shampoo. I forgot that ebay makes me physically feel like I'm having a heart attack, waiting to be outbid.

Refresh.

So no one took me up on my offer to buy me shampoo. I've had to take matters into my own hands.

Five minutes.

Look, I don't really buy that much for myself, save the Frappacinos I indulge in pretty much every day.

Four minutes.

Yeah, I only own one pair of jeans that I wear every day.

My hands are shaking. Three minutes.

Yeah, I only have one bra. Yeah, I'm asking myself right this very minute, "Where the hell DOES all my money go?"

Because seriously, I'm not on ebay buying shampoo every day.

Two minutes.

I think I have a shopping addiction. It doesn't happen very often. Just in fits and spurts, like right now.

One minute!!!

I'm totally going after all the other bottles!!!

So I lost that one. Some ass came in at 17 seconds and took it from me!!! Well, she ended up paying a shitload for it, so there!!

Now I'm waiting around for the next one to end.

The Husband just cleaned the litter boxes, which are right aross from me. He used bleach to clean the floor, and now it's reeking of mustard gas or something. My brain is fried, my brain is fried.

Yay!!! I won!!! Funny thing is, there are five lots left, and the same five people are all bidding. It's going to come down to the wire. I have to think of things to do to kill the next twenty minutes.

Boy, I suck.

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Um. Bleaching cat pee is kind of a bad idea.

Cat pee = ammonia. Bleach = chlorine. Ammonia + chlorine = this mess

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