kpduty

I suppose this is what happens to everyone, eventually, when you open yourself up to the throngs of people like yourself who roam teh intrawebs. I should have been happy with the lot I'd been dealt: all those comments about twinks and the like (I actually had to look that up on Urban Dictionary; the more you know, I guess). But then I got this in my inbox:

Because Gigamatt demands it:

1. Go to Wikipedia.
2. In the Search box, type your birth month and day (but not year).
3. List three events that happened on your birthday.
4. List two important birthdays and one interesting death.
5. Post it.

So this weekend saw The Husband and me in Nashville for The Wedding of The Husband's Best Friend From College and Her Boyfriend. We had the BEST TIME EVER, even though The Car broke down and needed a new oxygen sensor (whatever the hell that is) and I was forced to buy from Target what became my second pair of pants because my other pair were destroyed in an encounter with the Harpeth River. What made the weekend so special was not the awesome wedding, or the wonderful people we met, or the great food...it was the softcore porn we bought on the hotel TV for $11: DANGEROUS SEX GAMES.

Is this the greatest news ever or WHAT?!?!?!

Here's how it happened: