I want a Stephen Fry. I would take good care of him, I swear. I would walk him twice a day, and feed him the best food. I would fix him up a little room in the basement with his own bed and lots of toys. I would play with him all the time and take good care of him. And we would have tea at four p.m. every day and I would listen to him talk about stuff but he'd be super smart and I wouldn't understand any of it, but it would be awesome.
So can I have my own Stephen Fry? Please? If you get me a Stephen Fry, I would love you forever.