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HOLY SHIT.

HOT FUZZ is literally, seriously, like the greatest movie ever made. And it features what is literally, seriously, like the greatest on-screen death ever filmed.

Simon Pegg is my new imaginary boyfriend, like you didn't already guess that was coming.

Looks kinda like The Husband here, hahahaha.

When I'm reincarnated, I'm totally coming back as Simon Pegg, because he's a total badass in ways I cannot be.

Also, we saw the preview for BALLS OF FURY. This movie, the brain child of Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon from RENO 911, gave me a hard-on. First it caused me to spontaneously grow a penis from my vagina, and then my new penis became engorged with hot throbbing passionate love for this movie. Literally, seriously, like that's how good this trailer is.

Okay, not literally. But I think you know what I mean.