kpduty

So you know that job I mentioned in the last post?

I got it.

I've never felt so disappointed in my whole life.

There's nothing like working your way through yummy Bob Evans turkey dinner leftovers, only to find a gigantically long hair in the mashed potatoes.

It's probably mine, but still...yuck.

At least the dinner roll wasn't touching it. Mmmm, fluffy dinner roll.

So, that job? I took it. It's good money. One of my bosses said they personally knew three people other than me who interviewed; they didn't know I'd even applied (I'm stealthy like Snake Eyes). One of my other bosses said the new bosses sounded like they wanted to suck my non-existent dick when they called for a reference, that's how much they loved me. Although they didn't actually put it like that. That's my interpretation.

So I took the job, and bought fifty brazillion pairs of new shoes to celebrate, and I can barely walk in any of them because I'm only used to wearing sneakers, but this is my opportunity for the New Me. I swear, I'm gonna be stylin' and profilin'. It'll be awesome, I promise.

As for law school? I'm taking Intro to Logic right now...I'd signed up in anticipation for preparing to take the LSAT. It's seriously hard. I'm already behind in the reading, and it's the first week of classes.

I was right all along: I'm too lazy for law school.

But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to post this

And yes, it made me cry.

JULY 25TH BAY BEE!!!

Okay, this is some truly scary, fucked up shit right here. At first, I thought this was an April Fools joke because it was in this month's WIRED next to some famous April Fools jokes. But apparently it's totally true, and no one is reporting it.

HELIUM, IF CONSUMED AT IT'S CURRENT RATE, IS PROJECTED TO RUN OUT IN NINE YEARS.

Can you fucking believe that? NO MORE HELIUM. And apparently you can't just make more of it if you run out, because it's produced over millions of years of radioactive decay.

We're going to RUN OUT of an ELEMENT in NINE YEARS.

What the FUCK?!?!?!

Okay, maybe the article says it'll run out in Texas where they make it in the US, but still.