kpduty

So, that job? I took it. It's good money. One of my bosses said they personally knew three people other than me who interviewed; they didn't know I'd even applied (I'm stealthy like Snake Eyes). One of my other bosses said the new bosses sounded like they wanted to suck my non-existent dick when they called for a reference, that's how much they loved me. Although they didn't actually put it like that. That's my interpretation.

So I took the job, and bought fifty brazillion pairs of new shoes to celebrate, and I can barely walk in any of them because I'm only used to wearing sneakers, but this is my opportunity for the New Me. I swear, I'm gonna be stylin' and profilin'. It'll be awesome, I promise.

As for law school? I'm taking Intro to Logic right now...I'd signed up in anticipation for preparing to take the LSAT. It's seriously hard. I'm already behind in the reading, and it's the first week of classes.

I was right all along: I'm too lazy for law school.

But that's not why I'm here. I'm here to post this

And yes, it made me cry.

JULY 25TH BAY BEE!!!