Archives
- 2008.04.09: THEY STOLE MY IDEA
- 2008.03.28: BOOYAH
- 2008.03.27: YOU'VE GOT TO FOLLOW YOUR BALLOON
- 2008.03.27: AAAAWWWWWW
- 2008.03.17: IS THAT MINE?
- 2008.03.14: WHAT TO DO?
- 2008.03.03: "A HOPE IN HELL"--Neil Gaiman, Sandman
- 2008.02.28: I'M A BIG PUSSY, WHICH IS WHY I WORK AT INITECH TO BEGIN WITH
- 2008.02.25: JUMP UP AND DOWN AND CLAP A LOT
- 2008.02.07: SHE GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES
- 2008.01.25: IT'S DONE, I'M FREE
- 2008.01.19: THIS IS A TEST
- 2008.01.17: I'M LAME.
- 2007.12.13: YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT SPECIAL
- 2007.11.19: IT'S SUCH A SHAME
- 2007.11.13: A SERENDIPITOUS DISCOVERY
- 2007.11.02: YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE, YOU FUCKERS
- 2007.10.13: GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD
- 2007.10.01: HOW DUMB ARE YOU
- 2007.09.25: POP GOES THE WEASEL
- 2007.09.24: ITCHY AND SCRATCHY
- 2007.08.30: BOOKS!!!
- 2007.08.25: review--WAR
- 2007.08.21: HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO AMSTERDAM
- 2007.08.09: YOU THINK THAT'S HIGH? THAT'S NOTHIN'
- 2007.08.09: HOT DAMN
- 2007.08.07: FAHRENHEIT 451--A BOOK I HAVEN'T READ
- 2007.08.03: WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?
- 2007.07.30: UPDATING TEH SUCK
- 2007.07.29: THE DEFINITION OF SUCK
- 2007.07.19: ALERT!!!
- 2007.07.17: SERIOUSLY....YOU'RE GOING TO BE JEALOUS OF ME
- 2007.07.17: YOU AND I ARE GONNA FINISH THIS
- 2007.07.16: SEPARATING THE WHITES FROM THE DARKS
- 2007.07.15: IF IT WASN'T FOR MY HORSE, I WOULDN'T HAVE SPENT THAT YEAR IN COLLEGE
- 2007.07.12: I CAN HAS CHALKLAT SHAVINGS?
- 2007.07.11: THE INTERNET'S NOT FUN ANYMORE
- 2007.06.19: The Evils of YouTube: or, Don't Click On That Link, No Matter How Enticing
- 2007.05.30: DUST FROM A DISTANT SUN
- 2007.05.18: I'M CRAZY, BUT YOU KNEW THAT
- 2007.05.18: CONGRATULATIONS, IT'S A CAR!!
- 2007.05.17: BOY, AM I LAME
- 2007.05.01: OH, THE VAPORS!
- 2007.04.20: HAVE YOU EVER FIRED GUNS WHILST JUMPING THROUGH THE AIR AND YELLING "AHHH?"
- 2007.04.20: NOW YOU'RE A MAN, A MANNY MAN MWHAN
- 2007.04.03: HOLY CRAP, YOU SCARED THE PEE OUT OF ME, TRENT REZNOR
- 2007.03.30: JUST DOING THIS SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW I WAS FIRST
- 2007.03.29: CAN I KEEP IT, HUH? CAN I, PLEASE?
- 2007.03.26: A NEW EXTREME IN HORROR
- 2007.03.23: I NEED TO STOP READING SALON.COM
- 2007.03.23: ARMCHAIR QUARTERBACKING
- 2007.03.16: BACK AWAY FROM THE INTRAWEBZ
- 2007.03.16: THE GREATEST THING TO AIR ON TELEVISION, EVER
- 2007.03.09: I GOT ANOTHER EDITOR PICK LETTER ON SALON.COM
- 2007.03.08: I WAS RAISED ON THE DAIRY, BITCH
- 2007.02.21: JOSH GROBAN IS MY NEW IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND
- 2007.02.21: THIS IS MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SONG EVER
- 2007.01.26: A BIT OF COMIC RELIEF
- 2007.01.26: I caught my first tube today... Sir.
- 2007.01.25: WOE IS ME
- 2007.01.23: BILL MOYERS--THE SECRET GOVERNMENT
- 2007.01.12: FOR NOW, I'M GIVING UP
- 2007.01.11: NEW YEAR, NEW LOOK
- 2006.12.20: interlude--MY PROFOUND THOUGHT OF THE DAY
- 2006.12.18: interlude--GIVING GRISSOM A RUN FOR HIS MONEY
- 2006.12.15: interlude--SHIT BLOWING UP
- 2006.12.13: interlude--HOLY FUCKING SHIT ON A STICK
- 2006.11.21: Interlude-I AM TEH LAME
- 2006.11.16: review--DEJA VU
- 2006.11.01: review--SAW III
- 2006.10.31: Interlude--UH-OH
- 2006.10.18: Interlude--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S ONLY 10:54
- 2006.10.11: interlude--HOT FUCKING DAMN PT. 2
- 2006.10.09: interlude--HOT FUCKING DAMN
- 2006.10.01: interlude--THIS IS THE GREATEST VIDEO EVER
- 2006.09.30: interlude--I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS, BUT...
- 2006.09.20: interlude--THE TRIAL OF THE TRIAL OF THE CENTURY
- 2006.09.08: review-VIDEO OF SLUG EATING ITS OWN PENIS
- 2006.08.29: Interlude--HOBGOBLINS
- 2006.08.28: review--COBRA STARSHIP
- 2006.08.01: Interlude--WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!!!!
- 2006.07.24: review--TOAD THE WET SPROCKET
- 2006.06.27: interlude--I JUST SHOWED MY ASSCRACK TO SOME GUY
- 2006.06.22: interlude--TRY NOT TO SHIT IN YOUR PANTS
- 2006.06.20: review--DANGEROUS SEX GAMES
- 2006.06.12: interlude--GAK!!! I HATE THESE THINGS
- 2006.06.06: interlude--BITCH HURT MY FEELINGS
- 2006.04.29: review--THREADS
- 2006.02.10: review--COLLEGE ALUMNI MAGAZINES
- 2006.01.04: interlude--WHY IS EBAY LIKE CRACK?
- 2006.01.03: interlude--DISCONTINUE THIS, BITCH
- 2005.12.28: review--THE MAURY POVICH SHOW
- 2005.11.12: review--Michael Flatley's CELTIC TIGER
- 2005.09.30: review--LEGION OF THE DEAD
- 2005.09.09: review--SUPERNATURAL
- 2005.09.01: review--MIKE NELSON SHOCKS THE BOX
- 2005.08.26: review--JOLLY PIRATE: MASSACRE AT CUTTER'S COVE
- 2005.08.26: review--The New Look Of My Blog
- 2005.08.21: review--HAMMERFALL
- 2005.08.02: interlude--What is this book?
- 2005.07.15: review--FANTASTIC FOUR
- 2005.06.21: review--LAND OF THE DEAD
- 2005.06.15: review--MR. & MRS. SMITH
- 2005.06.03: interlude--Magical Musical Meme
- 2005.05.20: review--THE RING 2
- 2005.05.18: review--Neon Genesis Evangelion
- 2005.02.25: interlude--Sorry...I Suck.
- 2005.02.02: tidbits--MY AWESOME DREAM LAST NIGHT
- 2005.01.10: review--THE ACTUAL WHITE NOISE MOVIE
- 2005.01.05: review--BLADE:TRINITY
- 2004.12.08: review--BUYING TICKETS FOR DURAN DURAN SHOWS
- 2004.11.08: interlude--RANDOM MUSINGS
- 2004.10.15: another interlude--THIS MADE ME CRY
- 2004.10.12: interlude--THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE
- 2004.10.04: review--FARSCAPE
- 2004.09.30: review--LOST
- 2004.09.27: review--SHAUN OF THE DEAD
- 2004.09.20: review--SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW
- 2004.09.14: review--RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE
- 2004.09.10: review--THE TRAILER FOR WHITE NOISE
- 2004.08.21: review--SUPER TROOPERS
- 2004.08.16: interlude-THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOWS THAT NEVER WERE
- 2004.08.04: review #11--THE CRAZY ASS DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT
- 2004.07.30: ten little reviews--THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW
- 2004.07.21: Cloud Nine--THE PLEASURE OF MY COMPANY
- 2004.07.19: eight--I, ROBOT
- 2004.07.03: Lucky #7-SPIDER MAN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
- 2004.06.14: 6th in a series--THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
- 2004.06.10: Review #5--MY LETTER TO SALON.COM
- 2004.06.01: ALIAS--visual crack
- 2004.05.28: I'm making my own movie
- 2004.05.24: review tres--HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE
- 2004.05.17: review number deux--TAKING LIVES
- 2004.05.11: my firest entry--A REVIEW OF VAN HELSING